

DEAR JESSEjesse was a nice girl. she was pretty. and old. she was a NINJA!DEAR JESSE
the first time jesse ninjaed someone, she was 2 years old. it was the prime minister of the philipines. she smuggled her favorite sword, named ruben, into the prime ministers office, in a manila envelope. she cut his kneecaps off. "MR PRIME MINISTER," the evil jesse said,
"I HAVE YOUR KNEECAPS! NOW TELL ME! WHERE IS THE MAGIC BLOWFISH?"
the prime minister was shaking in his neon pink cowboy boots. "what magic blowfish?" he asked.
this displeased jesse greatly! so much that she cut his nose off. "I HAVE YOUR NOSE
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"Es ist kein Traum gewesen, doch wo sind die holländischen Nutten?"
-I only know english from MTV-
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Ich hasse Englisch und ich werde nicht mehr in Englisch schreiben
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Jeg hater engelsk og jeg nekter å skrive mer på det språket
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Je hais l'anglais et je ne l'écrirai plus
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io odio l'inglese quindi non lo userò mai più per scrivere
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I would put, "I don't care," but that would indicate that I do indeed care, and that I would want you to read that.
"Tacos are like ... sex covered in salsa."- =thundercake
i'm glad that you liked it!
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It would be truly surprising if sound were not capable of suggesting color, if colors could not give the idea of the melody, if sound and color were not adequate to express ideas.
haha, nice entry... I love pissin people off by correcting their grammar.
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what do you do when there's nothing left to hope for?
where do you go when there's nowhere left to run?
who do you turn to when there's no one left to listen?
why must these feelings follow me?
... the blade's getting dull...
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Wear Heaven tinted sunglasses
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for the lulz!
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Wear Heaven tinted sunglasses
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It would be truly surprising if sound were not capable of suggesting color, if colors could not give the idea of the melody, if sound and color were not adequate to express ideas.
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Wear Heaven tinted sunglasses
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If I reply to comment nr.1, will my comment be number second then?
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