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DEAR JESSEjesse was a nice girl. she was pretty. and old. she was a NINJA!DEAR JESSE
the first time jesse ninjaed someone, she was 2 years old. it was the prime minister of the philipines. she smuggled her favorite sword, named ruben, into the prime ministers office, in a manila envelope. she cut his kneecaps off. "MR PRIME MINISTER," the evil jesse said,
"I HAVE YOUR KNEECAPS! NOW TELL ME! WHERE IS THE MAGIC BLOWFISH?"
the prime minister was shaking in his neon pink cowboy boots. "what magic blowfish?" he asked.
this displeased jesse greatly! so much that she cut his nose off. "I HAVE YOUR NOSE
by ~ohburyme
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